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Stepstranger
01:17
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The TV's loud
It screams at me again
Reminds me of my mom
Fighting with my new stepdad
Who the hell are you?
All you do is fuck my mom
and eat her food
Why should I listen to you?
You are a stranger to me
And you will always be
Paying the rent won't buy you ownership
Stocking the fridge won't get you my respect
Trust and friendship are something you should earn
You sir are nothing but a wiggly worm
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You make me thick
03:03
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I'm a talking, walking stick
Blow me over in the wind
I want to be paper thin
I want to fart through silk
Head in the toilet bowl
Two fingers down my throat
Vomit dripping off of my lips
Stop trying to make me thick
Kate Moss is my role model
One high priced bag of bones
Tell me, is she chic?
or just a glamorous freak
Face down in the toilet bowl
Two fingers stuck
Down my slimy throat
Stop trying to make me thick
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Bobbitt
01:42
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Penis severed off with a butcher knife
Only to be sewn on again
A permanent notch on his crotch
Will it ever stiffen again?
He better keep it in his pants this time
Or he might lose it for good
Now he's doing porno films
Does anybody care for sausage?
Throbbing Johnny Bobbitt
Throbbing Johnny lost it
She lopped it off
while it was throbbing
Bobbitt, Bobbitt
She lopped it off
while it was throbbing
Stop it!
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4. |
Better than Eddie Vedder
02:39
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He seemed shy and so confused
Now that he's older, he's last year's news
She is looking for somebody fresh and young
She is looking for someone less miserable
She's looking for somebody better
Much better than Eddie Vedder
His pictures used to line her locker
But they don't hang there any longer
She has gone, and she has burned them all
Eddie comes crashing down from her bathroom wall
Now she's looking for somebody cuter
Someone more fun who rides a scooter
Eddie hides his face under a jokeshop mask
Eddie, you missed the grade, you failed the test
She's looking for somebody better
Much better than Eddie Vedder
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Don't have the cow
02:40
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You should have listened to your mother
And ate your veggies when you were younger
You should have listened to your parents
And doubled up on your peas and carrots
Even though I eat meat
I appreciate the irony
Now that the cows are going mad
The vegetarians are laughing at us now
Well this just make you want to hate them even more
But if you indulge in that
You're no smarter than the slab of beef you eat
The one that's now driving you mad
I hate to be an I told you so
but I fucking told you so
Meat is murder and it's killing you
Now what the hell are you going to do?
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Fate
02:47
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Dogboy climbed the tower
Not sure if he'd jump or fall
The driver of the big black hearse
He sat there waiting
Waiting for the worst
Waiting for the worst
Dogtown was elated
When the boy climbed down on his own
The driver of the big black hearse
He sat there waiting
Waiting for the worst
Waiting for the worst
Call it luck, I call it fate
As the sun shines over the small town
The graveyard is no place for the young
The graveyard is no place for anyone
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7. |
Dean Martian
02:13
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I had a dream that I saw Dean
Yes, I saw Dino in my dream
He had the body of an alien
He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend
Dean Martin was a Martian
Approach with extreme caution
He was drinking a dry martini
He couldn't hear me. He couldn't see me
He was wearing a thong bikini
Picked up a pitch fork then killed jerry
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Charlie still smirks
02:51
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A starlet lay dead
Her blood's on the fridge
Those hippies, they've gone too far
Once, they were passive
They did too much acid
While freaking out at the farm
Charlie is up again for parole today
Charlie still smirks behind rusted bars today
They won't let him out, you know, but that's ok
Charlie deserves to die in jail today anyway
Needed a leader
To make them feel bigger
Than their parents ever could
Some went to jail,
Some, they found God
I head axl rose gave him a blowjob
Charlie is up again for parole today
Charlie still smirks behind rusted bars today
They won't let him out, you know
It's safe to say
Charlie will never see the light of day
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Spaceghost, the twins, and blip
Were busy fighting the cosmic witch
She jumped in her craft and sped away
Leading them on a high speed chase
Spaceghost, the twins, and blip
Defending the cosmos in a spaceship
Spaceghost, the twins, and blip
Exploring the cosmos in a spaceship
Her vessel crashed but she got away
Vowed revenge on spaceghost one day
He raised his fist in victory
But had he really won?
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My pathetic past
02:36
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No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
How this ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off to reader's digest
And I can't help but laugh
at my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
Chased home by rabid dogs
Somehow survived it all
'Kick Me' sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell
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Had a vision of Michelle Pfeiffer
Wearing nothing but a diaper
Squatting over a roman candle
Dancing around in rhinestone sandals
Hey! well I don't know
How that thought got in there
Had a vision of tug McGraw
His ass was beaten red and raw
Wearing nothing but a baseball cap
Aluminum bat sticking out of his crack
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The kwellada kid
03:29
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He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property
He's just a kid
The Kwellada kid
He had an itch
Only kwellada could fix
He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by the nasty rash
It was in the shape of all of Italy
His penis was his scratching post
He's going back to the town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
and eat those crabs for lunch
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Elfie Schlegel
02:05
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Pulled a muscle
I popped a joint
My useless body
Is falling apart
I used to be limber
I used to have finesse
Now I'm just a pencilneck
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Coming off the uneven bars
Saw my chiropractor
My question he did answer
Said you better take care
I better get some Medicare
I'm not getting younger
so said my doctor
I'm no spring chicken pigeon
But it wasn't always this way
I remember way back in the day
I used to somersault like elfie schlegel
Doing her floor excersize routine
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Gaggle of friends
02:26
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Had a gaggle of friends in high school
I know none of them now
Cleared my memory of them
Here's what I heard through the rumor mill
'so and so's' a lawyer
you know who's a nurse
what's his name got murdered
Kim now wears a dress and carries a purse
The one 'voted most likely to succeed'
now works at Dairy Queen
The jock who used to beat me up daily
Now sells his ass to men for money
Me, I play in a punk rock band
Don't see it as a fault
I may not be the richest
but I'm doing what I want
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La Agonía de Vivir Madrid, Spain
DIY - ANIMAL FRIENDLY - GAY POSITIVE (LGTBIQ+) - PRO FEMINIST - ANTI FASCIST record label / distro since
2005.
Madrid / Spanish state.
La Agonía de Vivir funciona como distribuidora desde el 2005 y como sello desde el 2007.
No responde a ninguna etiqueta musical, solo a lo que dictan mis principios y gustos personales (sí, la Agonía de Vivir es una sola persona).
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